torq's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Monkey Island Feast!]

brilliant

Monkey Island rules!!!

[Biography of a Madman]

So true.

For President Bush, arsenic poisoning provides an opportunity for humor. At a dinner speech in March the President said, "As you know, we're studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water. (laughter) To base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we needed to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. (laughter) Thank you for participating.
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(Quote from http://www.organicconsumers.org/corp/arsenic.cfm )

[Arrogancy: Episode One]

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Very well done. Also very boring.

[Alien Report]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

BUT SOMETHING GOT WRONG

[Poor Luigi]

nnnnnrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggg

PLEASE NO MORE MARIO-THEMED MOVIES

Knoxywox responds:

Please stop watching them.

[The Super Mario Family]

chop chop chop chop

Did you forget to set the framerate higher than 4 fps or do you not understand tweening?

[Yatta! Yatta!]

hahaha. yatta.

Good job, you nearly recreated the freakish weirdness that is yatta.

[Futile Fund Foundation]

sigh

This just helps prove my point that DJs are fucking retarded.

djfutile responds:

I must of missed that point, could you elaborate? Oh wait, you can't, you only get one chance to say something...

[Jim The Cat- Driving Miss]

yay

hahaha awesome morbid humor

[5 More Minutes : Foamy The Squirrel]

OH GOD MY BRAIN

I guess most people would tell me that if I don't like it, don't watch it. But then how would the voting system be fair? If only people that like the movies watched them, then every movie on this site would have 4s and above. It is my individual duty to do my part to help strike down this series and kill it before the gayness reaches critical mass and consumes us all.